My First Day on the Campaign Trail

Friends,

I beg your pardon for the delay on this first post. I spent forty-five minutes figuring out how to log into the website. It is all just a bit dot matrix to me.

But I am here now. And I have things to say.

My first day on the campaign trail was, in a word, something. I wore my best tie. The one with the Avengers on it. I believe it adds personality. My campaign manager disagrees. We have agreed to disagree.

A veritable conundrum, this whole running for president thing.

But here is what I know: government is too complicated. Taxes are too confusing. And there is not nearly enough chocolate cake in politics.

I am here to fix all three.

Less is more. Forsooth!

Your friend, Eugene

P.S. They had pizza at the venue. I brought my own Twinkies.